Breakfast

I SHUFFLED in the kitchenand opened the cupboard,
grabbed one of the LARGE plates,
and put it down on the OPPOSITE counter.
THEN I opened the refridgerator and pulled out EGG bagels
and CREAM CHEESE from the next shelf up.
I decided against the EGG bagels and REPLACED them with an ONION bagel.
I opened the "APPLIANCE garage" and pulled out the toaster.
I used a BUTTER knife to cut the bagel in half
and dropped EACH HALF into the toaster.
I set the toaster for "BAGEL"
Then I EMPTIED the crumbs from CUTTING it into the sink.
I STARED at the toaster for roughly TWO minutes until it POPPED.