Thursday, October 15, 2009

Asthmatic Couch

The couch was for sale outside near the weeds. Wow it looks windy outside. I could really enjoy a good swim right now, wait the water must be freezing. Either way I was talking to a friend up north and she was saying the snow didn't stick because the ground wasn't frozen. Frozen? Apparently 32 degrees isn't cold enough these days. If I see another person putting up Christmas lights I may go insane. speaking of Christmas lights, I'm really getting sick of meople cutting me off, and not even on the streen, but on the pavement in the parking lot. Whew.

The old people shouldn't be allowed to drive anymore. Who would let the crypt keeper get behind the wheel of a car? Just because they are moments from death doesn't mean I should have to go down iwth them. They just back up without looking! Their beady little eyes hide behind coke bottle glasses that haven't been updated since 1972. Their sick, leathery, yellowed hands can barely grasp the wheel due to their arthritis. I can smell the death from here. And why do they all drive such behemouth cars? So short they can barely see over the wheel yet they drive whales through the WalMart parking lot.

Parking lot is always crowded, crowded with cars, like a no holds barred never seeing any stars, from a far, I look so bizarre never mind that isn't all afar. Far far away I went astray.

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