Sunday, November 22, 2009

Seven Title Pieces

Psychics Rise in Phoenix

Danny Tanner did not think Uncle Joey would go and help either baby Michelle or little Stephanie. For Uncle Jessie kept a blind look-out, his seat on the topmost crest allowing him to see what was on the rise. Uncle Jessie’s post on the Golden Gate Bridge enabled him to fetch his guitar from the attic. He is a man of combat and his heart beats fast as he thinks of death. Uncle Joey proclaimed, “Wherever there has been hard fighting I have held my own among the foremost.” “I know you for a brave man: you need not tell me,” said Danny Tanner, “but let us no longer stay here talking like children.” Longing to go into action, the pair had gone from San Francisco to arm themselves among the San Franciscans and other brave folk of Phoenix. Thus, then, did these two devise a knot of war and battle, that none could unloose or break.

So Far So Good

“Where is little Stephanie and DJ?”
“Little Stephanie’s at the house getting bandaged. DJ has your legs. Hold on to my neck, baby Michelle. Are you badly hit?” said Danny Tanner.
“In the leg. How is Uncle Joey?”
“He’s alright. It was a big trench mortar shell.”
“Uncle Jessie is dead.”
“Yes. He is dead.”

Danny Tanner and DJ dropped baby Michelle once more before reaching the house.
“You sons of bitches,” cried baby Michelle.
“I’m sorry, Michelle,” DJ said. “We won’t drop you again.”

Outside the Tanner house a large amount of the family laid on the ground in the dark. The dead were off to one side. The honey bee doctors were working with their sleeves up to their shoulders and were red as butchers.

The Balancing Act of Safer Oral Sex

Baby Michelle and Uncle Joey went ashore; so they could attend to no business that day, at least none but a supper and a bed. DJ, the landlord of the San Francisco Inn had recommended her cousin Kimmy Gibbler of Fisherman’s Warf whom she asserted to be the proprietor of one of the best kept hotels in all San Francisco, and moreover she had assured them that cousin Kimmy, as she called her, was famous for her dance moves. Mrs. Gibbler could not help from staring at the two. Upon making known their desires for a supper and a bed, Mrs. Gibbler postponed further scolding for the present, and ushered them into a little room. Now and then there was a knocking up; a dint of beating about a little in the dark. Perhaps she was over sensitive to such. Mrs. Gibbler hurried towards an open door leading into the kitchen, and bawling out “crabs for two,” disappeared.

Pure Bred Bully Pups

"Stop!" cried Aunt Becky. "Ye said true - ye haven't seen Old Tanner yet, have ye?" "Who's Old Tanner?" said Uncle Joey, riveted with the insane earnestness of her manner. "Danny Tanner," she said. "What! The co-host of your show, ‘Wake up San Francisco?’"
"Aye, among some of us old television anchor chaps, he goes by that name. Ye haven’t seen him yet, have ye?" “No, we haven’t. What do you know about him?" inquired Uncle Joey.
“You must jump when he gives orders,” instructed Aunt Becky. She stepped and growled, growled and left. Uncle Joey shouted after her, “If you are only trying to bamboozle us, you are mistaken in your game. That is all I have to say!”

Work with random records Bold

On the river, there was a packed trail and where snowshoes were unnecessary, Comet and his pups averaged six miles an hour. To keep up with them, the two men were compelled to run. Steve and Uncle Jessie relieved each other regularly at the Tanner Residence, for here was the hard work of steering the composing a band and of keeping in advance of it. It was severe work, but of the sort that was exhilarating. Later on they would come to the Smash Club where often there would be the inevitable bad jams, short ones, it was true. It was so bad that Steve and Uncle Jessie did not talk. In the nature of the work they could not, nor in their own natures were they given to talking while they worked. Steve, for the most part, contented himself with grunts. Only could be heard the sharp, jarring grate of the steel guitar strings.

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